Bill's Letterman Set

KILLED IT


Facbook, Twitter, Digg, - whatever the hell you gotta do.  Get it out there!!

LETTERMAN

LETTERMAN

IT'LL BE THE BEST 5 MINUTES OF YOUR WEEK.

What I got at 2:36am...

Few items...

1.  Anonymous said...

2nd week in a row, you drop the ball with regard to the podcast Intern. Stop sucking and uh... post some stuff about the Monday Morning Podcast on the MMPodcast.com (or is that unreasonable)

July 27, 2010 1:14 AM

the Intern said...

what do you want me to post? a transcript of the podcast?

July 27, 2010 7:20 AM

 Anonymous said...

@intern oh, you'd like that wouldn't you! yeh, well guess what, its not gonna happen!! just fuckin do what i was trying to allude to!

July 28, 2010 1:55 AM  

I just don't even know what to say to this.  Generally I'm not too concerned with what people think, but while trying to maintain a yin and yang - I have to consider what people think.  Nothing in Film this week.  What else do you need?

2.  Seeing as how this sight is 'taking off' - there are a few improvements being made.  Direct access to the podcast, more media etc.   All you cunts bitching about stupid shit may be able to shut the christ up when it's all done.  

(within the first 5 comments - some dip prick is gonna throw the old 'it's about time!' - fuck yourself)

Letterman Airing Thursday: Bill Kills

The word on the street is that Bill killed it today while filming Letterman.  He's going to do a quick 5 minute podcast to talk about it.

THURSDAY NIGHT.  TELL YOUR CLOSEST 200 FRIENDS!

The Letterman Saga

Bill was supposed to tape Letterman on Monday, but due to scheduling 'conflicts' - his spot is getting bumped.  

 

Addendum: July 19, 2010

THIS WEEK IN FILM

Zero Hour vs Airplane




Balls of Steel
HERE
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Eagle vs Goat

Dov Davidoff

Look him up. Biil has mentioned him before. He kills.

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Funny People

Matt Knost

Another comic I met at the Store. 

Adendum: July 12, 2010 - Rant, Ask Bill & Film

Hola,

Bill forgot to mention the video we filmed on Friday.  So find it on Digg, send it to your friends in adjacent cubicles and anyone with video capabilities.

Nice shirt

Chevy Vega

ASK BILL

Listener:  Bill, my friend started dating this girl.  They didn't work.  My friend thought I had a thing for her.  She's good looking and we were friends before they got together.  "I actually knew her before he did.  I admit I may have been inadvertently been a little flirty with her sometimes, but that shit always happens with a guy and a girl, I think.  Either way I told him I didn't like her, which was true... They've been broken up for at least and year and they don't talk.  She says he randomly texts her but he doesn't ever answer him.  But now this girl likes me and basically says she wants to fuck.  She tells me stuff like she wishes she went out with me instead of him to begin with... This buddy of mine is a little nuts.  My other friend says I should, but others say I shouldn't.  The last I talked to her, she said she wanted to hang out, just me and her."

Bill:  In a perfect world, you're a man and you say 'ya know what, that's not gonna be worth the blow back... fucking your best friend is like committing a murder, the less people involved the better.  you don't go around asking - dude should I do it??'

Listener:  Why does a one way ticket cost more than a domestic flight?  I'm flying from Europe and it costs more than a one and a half times the cost of a round trip. 

Bill:  They do whatever they want.  They ran out of ways to legally increase profits so now they fuck you.  We'll just write this little Bill here and have a senator push it through.  What you have to do is vandalize the airplane.  You have to find out who it is that came up with that.  Who created that.  Who is the lobbyist that made that legal.  Tail them all week.  Get their patterns down.  Figure out when they go to the gym.  Get some pantyhose.  And put their face into the mulch and jam it in there.

THIS WEEK IN FILM

Duck Face Song

Yo Yo Prankster

This is Hip Hop

Lebron Parody

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smash Face

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smash Face Disney Edit

A-Sides: Bill's State of NY Sports Rant

SPREAD THIS VIDEO LIKE A MORMON WOULD HIS OWN SEED!!

i don't need to tell you guys that all you have to do is give bill a mic or a camera and he does his thing.  regardless of the cuts, this was done in one take at the comedy store on Friday afternoon.  you can hear me laugh like an amateur behind the camera.  

bill is going to guilt you into sending this around on Monday so get a head start.  i told him 1.2 million hits was a modest goal and i think he believed me. 

Really Bill?

I forgot I took this picture Tuesday night. Bill pulled this out of his pocket. When I looked at it and then immediately looked at him like, "Really dude?", he responded with, "Its 3 years old. I gotta finish it up."

Is that a good enough excuse? I mean 3 years ago we weren't using a discman and just getting into DVD's. My cut off would have 10 years old to make this acceptable.
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Funny People

I'm going to start posting videos of up and coming comedians that I've had the pleasure of meeting and seeing perform while hanging around the clubs here in L.A. 


Kicking this off is Fahim Anwar.  I met him last night waiting around for Bill to get his Toyata Priass to the Comdey Store.


Fahim is a comic who also does shorts.  Now I'm kicking this thing off in an unorthodox fashion, because the norm will be stand up clips, not shorts.  Rarely do I laugh at web shorts cause they usually suck.  Fahim and co. put together a great video though.


If you don't like the video, keep those comments to yourself.  Fahim is from Seattle, which means he's probably got a toaster next to his bath tub waiting to take the trip to other side.

(Fahim is the guy on the left/the younger chef)

The Comedy Store: Original Room

I've been splitting about 5 days a week between here and the Improv watching Bill tighten up his act for Letterman.

All I've been hearing from comics and staff is how Bill has been crushing it. Anyone in the LA area may have heard Jay Mohr on the radio last thursday morning praising Bill's authenticity and talking about how he owned a lineup of legit comics whose names are escaping me. (Jay and possibly Tracy Morgan were on that bill)

Point is, if you're listening to the podcast, going out to see Bill or more importantly checking out the site, you're ahead of everyone else. Seriously I've heard the line "he's about to blow up" about 10 time in the past 2 weeks. No hyperbole.

I'll have the Letterman dates up, but Bill wants me to tell you all to tell your closest 200 friends to DVR that shit when the day comes.

In other breaking news:
As been the plan all along, Bill will be posting on this site once I teach him how. So look forward to that.

Adendum: July 5, 2010

Happy Birthday America

THIS WEEK IN FILM

Mel calls out the asshole



Double Rainbow Orgasm


Jones' BBQ and Foot Massage



Creepy Yoga Farmer


Best Wrestling Promo Ever


Fat Nerd Gangster

Twitter...Probably Not

Last night at the Comedy Store, Bill pulled out his phone and laughed.  What was he laughing about? 

Joe 'tweet factor' Rogan accidentally tweeted his cell number to the world.

Based on Bill's relationship with machines, it's looking like Twitter may be a while.