OFF THE BAT

Bill makes up for years of mediocre test scores by owning whatever the DMV has to throw at him.
Learn yourself
California Drivers Ed Online Course

Angelina Jolie - for those of you
did not know Bill was referring to the
cinematically awful Wanted.
CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Skype sex - they're watching you.
You're better off jerking off at the store. Pay cash for you porn.
"Turns out Russell Johnson jerked off to a tranny and a midget."
OVERRATED/UNDERRATED
Overrated - A shoe rack.
SHITTY COVERS
For the DMV picture, I loved you in A Few Good Men (http://www.reluctantrepublicansformccain.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-3-4.jpg). ;)
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