Oh Jesus! - Let them Bang Already!

This gem of a story took place right near my hometown.  In fact he married my buddy's sister.  Not actually married - because that would upset the Holy Moly Himself. No - he was master of ceremony. 

Master of ceremony - not of his domain.  He  was definitely rushing through the vows trying decide which bag of chips he'll buy at the vending machine at the end of the hall at the Super8 in Nashua, NH after he throws a bunch of ones on some disease from Hampton Beach.

PRIEST NABBED IN PROSTITUTION STING CHELMSFORD -- A month ago, the Rev. William Ventura wrote about God's love for people despite their sins.
Yesterday, Ventura, the parochial vicar at St. John the Evangelist Church in Chelmsford, was one of eight men arrested in a prostitution sting at a Nashua hotel.
The operation last Friday night began after police spotted queries on Craigslist, the classified-ad Web site, seeking individuals looking to pay a female for sex.
All eight men face a charge of prostitution, a class A misdemeanor.
At booking, Ventura gave the address of the St. John rectory, 115 Middlesex St.
Ventura, 31, was immediately relieved of his priestly duties, according to a statement from the Archdiocese of Boston.  He voluntarily accepted a leave of absence, and is barred from public ministry.  He was released on bail Friday night. 

 Seriously though - he should be made an example of.  An example of WHAT to do.  

It wasn't a kid right?  At least this guy was looking for a female.  Even a dude woulda been fine - as long as he wasn't contradicting himself with one of those "Come Get Not-Gay" camps. 

The church should be busing in chicks left and right.  That way when people get into the confessional phone booth of secrets - they can follow up their confession with - "you know what I mean - she was like begging for it".  And the priest could say "Amen to that" - and mean it. 

My favorite line:

"I'm very, very shocked," said David Valentino, a parishioner at St. John's for 15 years. "But I guess nothing should surprise me in this day and age, with everything that's going on."

Yeah - ya know - the world has changed a lot.  This 'day and age' we live in where people like to bang and carry out their primal urges - it's crazy.  What next - an age of Darkness where trillions of people are killed?   

How fucking shocked can you be buddy?  The only shocking thing is that the guy didn't show up to a house in the burbs with a Fudgie the Whale ice cream cake.