B-Sides: Bill Reviews Speed 2 on Opie and Anthony

Adendum: June 28th, 2010

Bill from Vegas.


Elvis - Stuck On You


The Orleans Hotel and Casino

Joe Rogan the Buffer 360





Vocal Soup


Best Cry Ever


Best Cry Ever (auto-tuned)



Chimp Rapes Frog



Nash Metropolitan




Peter Lik Photography

Addendite Spotlight Part II

Awesome...

Anonymous said...

Fuck me and my anonymous shit, huh? I don't see you posting your name and address anywhere. My blood pressure's fine because I'm young. It'd stay that way if I didn't live in a world full of incompetent retards. "Cubicle ragaholic", you're probably right about that. I'm 23 and I make low-mid 6 figures. Enjoy blowing comedians for a living you pathetic sack of shit. Now shut the fuck up, bend over and wait for Bill Burr to pitch you his next podcast. I'll be waiting for that Addendum and it better be on time this week.

June 22, 2010 4:58 PM 

 I'd like to apologize to 'anonymous'.  I didn't realize he was young and making low to mid 6 figures.  I would have brought him on as a consultant months ago.  Also, thank you anonymous for wishing me well as I 'blow comedians for a living'.  


He is right though, I should post my full name and address.  In case he wants to land his helicopter in front of my place and kick my ass for not sending Bill to computer school.  That's what it's called right?  Computer school?

So you're blood pressure is fine?...but it'd stay that way if you didn't live in a world full of incompetent retards.  So is it fine? or Not?  I'm concerned. 


I'm gonna tell Bill to do a Sunday Morning Podcast this week, just so Money Bags over here can keep his cool come Monday Morning.


Sincerely,
Gofuck Yourself

B-Sides: Podcast Promo by the Bandit

If you've ever searched for 'Bill Burr' on youtube, you know there are a lot of video posts by one of our staunch supporters - PaperBagBandits.  The Bandit as I like to call him, has made a video promoting the podcast.  

Anonymous Douchebag Addendite Spotlight of the Week

This is awesome...

Anonymous said...

The podcast isn't available anywhere you fucking cocksucker. billburr.com click on the MMPC link it goes to a dead page Backspace the ".htm" it goes to an RSS feed that many web browsers can't read Go to iTunes you have to download gayass cocksucking fucking iTunes And it's nowhere All it is is one fucking mp3 file. Are you really so fucking incompetent that you can't make 1 mp3 file available on the internet every monday? There are literally children that could do what you do better than you do it You are a fucking moron

June 21, 2010 11:14 AM 

How's your blood pressure 'bro'?

First off - fuck you and your anonymous shit.  How about you come up with something clever, like 'Cubicle Ragaholic'.   Secondly - I don't post shit you fucking moron.  Bill sends it to me directly so I can do the Addendum.  So you're basically callin Bill an incompetent cocksucker.  Earlier in the day I checked and it was on the direct download link.  Notice how a few other people have actually commented that they thought it was funny? Thirdly -  Go fuck yourself

Anonymous said... I've been using computers for about 13 years.  At least 8 hours a day for the last 10 years.  I do all of my work on computers, I know a lot about computers.  The podcast is not "already easy to find". It's a maze of dead links.  You are a complete fucking idiot and Bill Burr should replace you with any modern American 8-year-old Want ideas to make it even easier to find the podcast? Try UPLOADING IT SOMEWHERE, AND PROVIDING A LINK TO THE PLACE THAT YOU FUCKING UPLOADED IT TO  

 That's quite the resume with computers you have there.  You're really one of a kind in a world full of people who never use computers.  What's a modern American 8yr old anyway?  You saying Bill needs to find a kid with an iPad?   You sound like the assholes that write to Bill saying, 'people think I'm funny...i know funny'.  There's no replacing me mother fucker.   I'm callin that both these comments were made by the same person.  Just to give themselves cred.   The simple solution here is...don't come to OUR page if you don't want.  The podcast has always had problems being on time or posted correctly.  So either you're new to this whole MMP thing or you don't have the balls to call out Bill. 

 

Raiders of the Lost Podcast

To make it even EASIER to find the already easy to find podcast.  I've included two links to the right.

1.  A direct download from Bill's site.
2. An iTunes link

Currently the first option is available a day or two earlier so use that one if you don't have it already.  You can still DL it like a normal mp3 and play it on anything that plays mp3s, which today is just about anything.  My toothbrush plays mp3s...there should be no excuses out there.

Addendum: June 21, 2010

I was at the late show on Saturday.  That bitch got her ass handed to her by Bill.  He did it like a pro.  He gave her a chance to cool her shit, but she kept pushing.  It was awesome.  She started up about 20 minutes after he shut her up and we all cheered as she was escorted out.

 Heckling

1. To try to embarrass and annoy (someone speaking or performing in public) by questions, gibes, or objections; badger.

2. To comb (flax or hemp) with a hatchel.

 

 "SHHHHHHHHHHH"    .......   Ma'am

  DOUCHE-BITCH of the WEEK

House-cunts of OC

Pau vs. the Wacky Inflatable Arm Guy

 BILL ON THE RECORD

"NBA Officials....there's something going on.  That's all I can say."

  

Bill on Twitter?

As posted earlier - punch the Message Boards to Vote

Leave your comments below the poll for Bill to read.

How else to listen to the Podcast?

 Give your feedback on this thread on the Message Boards  Here

THIS WEEK IN FILM

OVERRATED/UNDERRATED

Underrated:  Letting your frozen pizza cool the recommended 2 minutes
Overrated:    Membership cards chain stores are pushing




MOVE RECOMENDATION
Rampage -  A man with a thirst for revenge builds a full body armor from Kevlar and goes on a killing spree.

 

Night Train

Twitter Bill?

After Bill's appearance on Rogan's Podcast, he mentioned to me he may have to get into Twitter.  I'm calling Veto.  But let's see what you guys think.

Head over to the message boards and cast your votes on whether or not Bill should start 'tweeting'...like some kinda faaaaaaag.

VOTE HERE

Bill on Carolla's Podcast Today

Bill definitely seems to be making the rounds.

Today he appeared on Carolla's podcast.

Check it out HERE

Speaking of Spelling

How about this. Spelling Burr wrong. The irony could fill a fucking buffet.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Burr at the Improv Fri/Sat in Hollywood

If you're in the area. Get there. Gonna be great.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Bill on Rogan's Podcast

Huge fan of Rogan.  Going to see him tonight at the Improv - very stoked.

Here's the link to his podcast with Bill's guest appearence.

HERE

Addendum and Reference

Bill and I were not on the same page this week.  Huge surprise - he was having some tech problems.  So apologize for not having everything up for you guys.


I'm working on retooling the site a bit so there won't be an Addendum this week.


However I am please to announce Bill will be on Joe Rogan's podcast this week.  Check it out on iTunes tomorrow.

Late

Your Monday Morning Podcast may be neither Monday or Morning this week. Bill's coming off a huge C's win and a four night run at Caroline's. My uninformed prediction? Tuesday or Wednesday with a chance of an evening post.

Bill on O&A

The worst part about Bill being in LA is that he doesn't get to do Opie and Anthony nearly as much.  Here's about an hour of Bill with O&A, Jim Norton and Jim Jeffries. 

Here's part 1 of 7.  Click the link below the video for the rest.

HERE

 

Bill's Huffington Post Video Interview

bitches wouldn't let me embed that shit so head over to their shitty site

HERE

Carlin: Save the Planet

Game 3

Go Celts

Addendum: June 7, 2010 - Oil Spill, What Sucks... & Spelling Idiots

Dumb Oil Bird

Riley Odoms

Haven Moss

Lawrence Welk Show's Bobby and Cissy

Bill's first album.  Mitch Miller and the Gang

LAKERS, CELTICS, BLACKHAWKS & FLYERS

Why do we give a fuck?

Answer Bill's question - punch the link above.

 What sucks....

-Lakers flags are gay - with your team flags clipped on 

-Living in the rival cities

-Hilary Swank courtside

-Plastic surgery at 20

-Sport cunts who won't give credit to your rival

In case you blew it and didn't check theMMPodcast that day...

National Spelling Bee draws protesters calling for phonetic spelling

By Mike McPhate
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, June 4, 2010; 2:07 PM

A tiny group of activists for phonetic spelling gathered again Friday outside the Scripps National Spelling Bee at the downtown Grand Hyatt.

The protesters believe English spelling is mired by too many spellings for identical sounds and too many sounds for identical spellings. If they got their way, "you" would become "yoo," "believe" would become "beleeve" and "said" would become "sed."

The cost of clinging to traditional spellings, they say, is millions of illiterate English speakers who struggle to read signs or get good jobs, and billions of dollars in lost productivity.

The campaign for simple spelling, which activists say started more than 100 years ago, is experiencing a revival with kids who have taken wholeheartedly to phonetic spelling in electronic messages.

"I think right now the young people are sending us a text message," said protester Roberta Mahoney, a former Fairfax County school principal who was dressed in a yellow-and-black-striped bumble bee costume. "They're saying enough of this foolishness."

Statistics vary widely on U.S. illiteracy, but a 2003 federal study found that 11 million American adults lacked skills to read and write in English. 

 

 pile into the Vacation Wagon

THIS WEEK IN FILM

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Korean Drummer Rocks Out

Aerosmith - Movin Out

See Bill at Caroline's Comedy Club in NYC.  Probably the best club to see Bill perform.

BUY TICKETS

Special Edition of the MMP

The Nick Swardson guest appearance on the MMP is currently posted.

HERE

Update:

There is a problem with itunes approach to getting this podcast.  However you can still stream it on billburr.com.

Bill has been informed.

Update II:

 So the iTunes link is working now.  For most people.  Goodluck.

Idiots Like Us: Spelling Idiots!

This story is fucking awesome.  Imagine you hated spelling or suck at it like Bill.  These are your people.

A group of protesters showed up to the spelling bee championship to protest the fact that words are not spelled phonetically.  For all you mega idiots who don't know how to spell and suck at vocabulary - spelling words phonetically is explained in the article.  Basically they're saying - "You change the way words are spelled, because its easier than us learning how to spell."

National Spelling Bee draws protesters calling for phonetic spelling

By Mike McPhate
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, June 4, 2010; 2:07 PM

A tiny group of activists for phonetic spelling gathered again Friday outside the Scripps National Spelling Bee at the downtown Grand Hyatt.

The protesters believe English spelling is mired by too many spellings for identical sounds and too many sounds for identical spellings. If they got their way, "you" would become "yoo," "believe" would become "beleeve" and "said" would become "sed."

The cost of clinging to traditional spellings, they say, is millions of illiterate English speakers who struggle to read signs or get good jobs, and billions of dollars in lost productivity.

The campaign for simple spelling, which activists say started more than 100 years ago, is experiencing a revival with kids who have taken wholeheartedly to phonetic spelling in electronic messages.

"I think right now the young people are sending us a text message," said protester Roberta Mahoney, a former Fairfax County school principal who was dressed in a yellow-and-black-striped bumble bee costume. "They're saying enough of this foolishness."

Statistics vary widely on U.S. illiteracy, but a 2003 federal study found that 11 million American adults lacked skills to read and write in English.

Special Edition of the MMP

Bill just informed me he's going to be recording a special Nick Swardson edition of the MMP today.

I'll give you guys a heads up when its posted.

George Carlin Complete Edition - Deal and a half

This is a solid deal.  Not a bad FATHER'S DAY gift either.  For all you degenerate kids out there who have no respect for the Captain of the family and had no idea he had a day coming.

Or you could just download it and disgrace this man's lifetime of hard work.

Help out his kids.  Bill would be proud. 

Addendum: May 31, 2010 - God Bless the U.S. of A., Classic Cars & Other Riffings

Hey intern - where's the Addendum?  How about you start syncing up with Bill better and stop being a hack?
VeritasRepublic2314@xxx.com

I'm a day late.  I was shitfaced.  Sorry if you had to manually look some shit up this week Veritas.  Three months of this site and you're already hooked.  Good luck kicking that habit I'm sure you have.


37 seconds in is the run Bill is referring to.

Hit the message boards for a Grandma Boy's thread.  Love or hate - show it.


DoucheBag of the week.  The apologetic reiteration.


Totally on his way to getting laid.

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The Shadows - FBI


Britny Fox - Girlschool Live



the Dave Matthews Dance




J. Leno's Garage



1958 Oldsmobile

1961 Chevy Impala

1965 Buick Riviera