MMP - April 19, 2010 - Cities and Epic Film

OFF THE BAT

"The second I saw her stupid mother - I knew I wanted out."

Cincinnati wiki

During this period of rapid expansion, citizens of Cincinnati began referring to the city as the "Queen" city. The phrase was cemented in the poem "Catawba Wine" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, who wrote that the city was "the Queen of the West", giving the city its nickname.

 "I owe the public nothing." - J.P. Morgan





Cities according to the Road Warrior - Bill Burr

• New York -Daddy Erect
• Los Angeles - Flat and on its back Mom
• Chicago - Jan Brady
• Boston - Racist San Fran
• Miami - Italian looking cubans
• San Antonio - Texas answer to Sacramento
• Dallas - Hollywood + Ervine 
• Seattle + Portland Oregon + Salt Lake City = Join a cult or live with bears
• Kansas City - Missouri's answer to Milwaukee 
• Cincinnati  - not quite Pittsburgh

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