(Oh Jesus) Vatican: Time to Start Reporting Rape

I've always been a fan of priorities.  So has the Catholic Church.  I dug up this list in the Vatican library.  This list is almost 750 years old according to the extremely accurate point of view of the Church.

Papal Priorities
1.  Teach about Adam and Eve and the talking demon snake.
2.  Inform future generations of the giant Animal Cruise-line 
3.  Enlighten the masses about God's Mutual Fund and the benefits of investing in Catholic Industries.
4. Counsel the masses and acquire all their secrets in a phone booth.
5. Mention casually in a memo not to bang little boys.

Vatican to bishops: follow law, report sex abuse

VATICAN CITY (AP) - The Vatican responded Monday to allegations that it had concealed years of clerical sex abuse by making it clear for the first time that bishops and other high-ranking clerics should report such crimes to police if required by law.

Victims have charged that the Catholic Church created what amounted to a conspiracy to cover up abuse by keeping allegations that priests raped and molested children secret and not reporting them to civil authorities.

The Vatican has insisted that it has long been the Catholic Church's policy for bishops, like all Christians, to obey civil laws. In a new guide for lay readers posted on its Web site, the Vatican explicitly spells out such a policy.

"Civil law concerning reporting of crimes to the appropriate authorities should always be followed," the Vatican guidelines said.

 In the immortal verbal tendencies of Bill.... 
"If you ________ - then I don't know what to tell ya...."

If you're buying into this shit - I don't know what to tell ya.  I mean seriously, this should make good with all the kids who's innocence and childhoods were destroyed by clinically insane pervs who gain societal respect for NOT banging broads and peddling guilt.

Let me ask this....


Where are all the "God hates fags" people now?  These are the same intellects who give 1/3 of their paycheck to the guy in costume touching their kids.  What's the matter?  You guys only have a problem with eccentric gays?  Those consensual bastards - having gay relations without force or the presence of a child!


And would you trust your kids with the 'Repent: The End is Near!" guy?  Then why would you trust your kid with the 'Repent: Leave your kids and money with me!" guy?