Monday, June 28, 2010

Adendum: June 28th, 2010

Bill from Vegas.


Elvis - Stuck On You


The Orleans Hotel and Casino


















Joe Rogan the Buffer 360





Vocal Soup


Best Cry Ever


Best Cry Ever (auto-tuned)



Chimp Rapes Frog



Nash Metropolitan




Peter Lik Photography

16 comments:

  1. Here's a better version of the Buffer 360:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ah57GjZSWc

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  2. Hey cocksucker. See this?:

    http://www.billburr.com/podcast/MMPC_6-28-10.mp3

    That's a direct link to the week's podcast. I found it by going to Bill Burr's website and clicking on the Monday Morning Podcast link. That lead to an HTM file that doesn't actually exist on the server.

    I then divined that maybe if I backspace the extension of that file and resubmit it to look at the index of "/podcast", it might lead somewhere.

    Luckily that took me somewhere. An RSS that Google Chrome reads as a massive unformatted block of text.

    Scraping through this massive block of text I was able to locate the name of an MP3 file on the server with today's date, randomly shoved in the middle of that big block of unformatted text.

    I then copy and paste that link manually, and that's the most convenient way for me to get to the podcast each week.

    Now how perfect would it be, if that link, was at the top of your post every week? Wouldn't it occur to you when you're making your shitty little post every week where you try to be funny but aren't, that you're about to write an entire post about one podcast, hey, maybe you should start with a link to that podcast?

    You can't even give a comedian a proper blowjob. You truly are a worthless human being.

    Maybe you should take this opportunity to write another one of your condescending blog posts addressed to people who have trouble finding the podcast. Give them my laundry list of procedures required to locate the podcast each week and tell them to start at 1.

    Or maybe you should just post the fucking link, shithead.

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  3. dude - how about you run firefox or some shit and just click the fucking link i put on the right. it takes you to that same fucking spot. NO BACKSPACING NEEDED.

    fuck google chrome if they can't even sort basic text and links.

    OR.

    if you weren't such a fucking prick - you could have said - "post this link - i'll make it easier"

    BOOM....that woulda been easy. i haven't heard the browser complaint yet.

    and for the record. my posts aren't condescending. i'm playing defense mother fucker. i'd rather not waste my time breaking down the irate bullshit people say.

    eeeeh - sorta lying there....it was pretty funny and i got a shitload of emails saying so....

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  4. hahaha, you're both funny. thanks for the laugh guys!

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  5. Still no link, shithead.

    You do realize you can edit a blog post, right? You're not chiseling failed attempts at humor into sandstone right now. It's the internet, we've got copy, we've got paste, and we've got edit buttons.

    Edit the post and put the link in and make a habit of it and quit being such a big fat fucking baby.

    Or are you gonna do the chick thing? That's where you know you're wrong but you refuse to correct yourself because that would mean you've lost the argument, so you're just gonna sit there with your fucking celery cream facial and your juicy sweatpants with your arms crossed just staring at me angrily?

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  6. Do any of you fucks have iTunes. You can get Bill's podcast on iTunes free. So much time bitching about dead links, jesus.

    AND YES, you can use iTunes with other MP3 players
    (beside iPods).

    http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bill-burr-the-monday-morning/id372173533

    iTunes, use it!

    Fuckrags.

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  7. http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bill-burr-the-monday-morning/id372173533

    Use iTunes already. This is getting annoying.

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  8. Bill doesnt charge anything for this podcast.
    Keep that in mind.

    You all suck huge donkey dicks.

    Just be happy its free and Bill cares enough to make it. Most comics, arent that cool.

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  9. Dude I have never had a single problem getting to the podcast. I go here: http://www.billburr.com/podcast/ then i click on the one I want to listen to.

    How is this an issue?

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  10. It seems like it's only an issue for the anonymous colon-commando who keeps whining about not having a link provided for him.

    Anonymous: I know you're a little slow on the uptake, you cum-catching fucknozzle, but jesus, the internet really isn't that hard.

    Bookmark it. If you still have trouble, google 'tubgirl' and promptly go fuck yourself.

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  11. Either what everyone else says Angry Rich Genius Anonymous, or buy out Bill's website, the fanpage, shit, buy out Bill Burr completely of his act and everything related to it so Bill can fucking retire early and you can run his career and everything else along with it more efficiently than the rest of us talking monkeys combined.

    Sounds like it could be an inbred grandchild of a member of the Bilderberg Group or Trilateral Commission getting all hot and bothered by this, for all you conspiracy heads out there!

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  12. Bill Burr is awesome, his podcast is awesome, this blogspot is awesome. Thanks everyone, fuck the haters, love the podcast.

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  13. We got some great Addendites. You should all be proud of yourselves.

    I will begin posting the link next week. I addend the podcast for Bill. I don't addend my posts for douches.

    You'll have your link next week Anonymous. But let me tell you this...I'm gonna put it in black font.

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  14. Jesus christ, what a cunt this guy is. If you not only can't find this thing with the tools you have been provided - which are more than adequate - but also feel the need to bag on the people bringing it and the addendum to us, stop listening to it. Please.

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