Monday, August 16, 2010

Late

Bill's a little under the weather and aborted his first attempt. It'll be up in a few hours.


Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

63 comments:

  1. AIDS is a rough thing man . Hope the new meds work better for you .

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  2. HANG IN THERE BILL , DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD THE GERM :( . SORRY FOR YOUR SHORTENED LIFE SPAN.

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  3. He must have had a whole entire beer.

    Sorry Bill - Yeah I know, I'll go fuck myself.

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  4. AIDS is not something to take lightly William. Drinking will lower your immune system and allow diseases you have contracted from giving your pitbull a rim job , to totally destroy your bodies white blood cell.

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  5. Some diseases take half your shit when you get a divorce.

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  6. Sup fags, how bout them fucking JETS

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  7. More like the New York JEST. Am i right?

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  8. aids jokes? really?

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  9. dude what the fuck dude

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  10. it's almost sad that we're waiting on the update like it's the iphone release

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  11. I may be more addicted to this than is healthy. I've checked in every hour since around 2 today.

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  12. Don't say that about Bill you fucking putz.

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  13. You're balling ballin' me bro

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  14. why do my nuts smell like lighter fluid?Why am I able to smell my own junk?FUCK I hope he hurries up and posts this shit,my flammable balls and I have gotta go to work in a couple hours and I need some M.M.Podcast!!Hope all is well Mr.Burr....what do you know about petrol tainted sack?cheers

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  15. I may be more addicted to this than is healthy. I've checked in every hour since around 2 today.


    same here :/

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  16. R.I.P. Bill Burr. you will be missed. I thought it was a joke , its on TMZ now.

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  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm-_Cnyk3u0

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  18. Holy fuck. I thought the above poster was just being an asshole. Bill you will be missed. I'll be praying for you and the rest of the passengers of flight 204. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRJNvAWvMLw#t=0m6s

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  19. why would you say something like that? I hope you guys are just fucking around

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  20. RIP Bill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

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  21. Oh jesus. Is this thing up yet? Its 9pm.

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  22. ALright...I'm officially calling it the Tuesday Morning podcast...lock up the site...move on...

    Get well soon bill! Have some chowda from legals if your feelin unda the weatha!

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  23. The dark forces of the shadow government have finally taken Bill away from us. RIP.

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  24. Where is the fucking podcast you lazy ginger prick? I don't give a fuck if you dead or sick with AIDS, get your fucking act together, pussy!

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  25. atleast we get rogans and bill podcast in one day

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  26. I'm a FAG. I fell for it and went to TMZ. Bill, drink half a beer for me, you half a fag. I hope you're afeminently swinging your leg while you read this on your Mac.

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  27. Bill ... no, not that BillAugust 16, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    Maybe Bill will finally be appreciated now that he's dead. RIP you red-headed fag.

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  28. I knew it would be a matter of time before Bill's Pitbull Snaped and ate his Ball Sack.

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  29. everyone chill out. in the end everything will be fine . he will still be white.

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  30. Stay at home moms are rejoicing everywhere and baking muffins to celebrate the passing of Bill Burr... RIP.

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  31. All Stay at home mom's across America are Scratching their Muffs in Celebration.

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  32. I SAY THE WORD CUNT TO RELATE TO MR BILL BURR. BUT IF I WERE TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER SHE WOULD BE MAD AT ME , SO I DONT . I JUST TYPE IT ON THE INTERNET AND LOOK AROUND FIRST LIKE IM SAYING NIGGER.

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  33. In no reason at all am I gonna say "Bill what the fuck, are you a FAG!" because I'm better than that. SIKE! Grow up sissy, I've not had a day off in 2 and half years! And I know I make more money than you, I'm a "BANKER" lol. Just kidding, it's alot more than you, but feel better Bill. Love listening to your podcast while I roll around in Americas money, sweat,blood, and tears.

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  34. Bill, my fine fellow, you have deft and dumb followers. My advice: start a cult and then order all your lemmings to kill themselves. Think of the significant decrease in traffic that you would impart on the world, what a blessing! Anyways, feel better big fellow and enjoy your rest while you can because god knows you will be back on the dick of the world in no time.
    -Sincerely,
    PeeWee Herman

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  35. I think you meant "deaf" not deft... I guess you would be one of the few to be a kool-aid drinker yourself.

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  36. who cares what you think geek . cum husk or bust nerdball.

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  37. wow...with fans like these, who needs enemies?...everyone needs to just smoke a bowl, turn on spell check, and chill the fuck out! If another day affords me the opportunity to hear at least one good comedian these days in the sea of hacks that are out there, then you know...I'm willing to wait for a guy to post something he does out of non-contractual obligations for free. Fucking babies with your "instant gratification spoiled cunts" syndrome. Now hurry the fuck up, Bill, you gutter-whore! lol

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  38. Bill hope you feel better. Don't worry it's perfectly normal for your period to sync up with those of Nia and Cleo. It happens when a group of women are living together. I too know what its like to feel bloated and not that "fresh". Just relax, maybe watch Eat, Love, Pray and recharge for batteries. We all love you and will patiently wait for you to get through this tough time.

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  39. I find your lack of service unacceptable. :)

    -Ohio Fan

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  40. For the love of god, just change the name to the "potentially by friday morning podcast".

    Oh.. and good luck with the aids.

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  41. Billiam did your shitty little Prius run out of batteries? get your red ass home and make that podcast! please ._.


    -rick james

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  42. wow, all the youtube commenters are here. I thought bills fans would be a little more mature, jesus christ you guys arent even funny.

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  43. i can imagine all you assholes thinking you are so clever while you're typing, and thinking "bill will think this is sooo funny", but you really sound fucking stupid.

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  44. stay at home mother here - i heard the news about bill and the whole aids thing and am celebrating by cooking some muffins dressed as a dinosaur

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  45. Don't make light of AIDS...who are you, Jim Norton?

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  46. Well Bill, atleast you know these fuckers want to hear you. That's got to count for something. The real test of a true fan is, will they buy the album?

    Hope you rich man/poor man shows went well.

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  47. THE ONLY THING "LIGHT" ABOUT AIDS IS YOUR BODY WEIGHT FROM WASTING .... WAKA WAKA.

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  48. I gotta say, all joking aside, I'm beginning to wonder how sick you are Bill. Am I gonna need a new fovorite comedian?

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  49. Bill, Thank you for the years of free and enjoyable podcasts. But what have you done for us lately? If you did die from The Ninja, as is rumored on this site, we will all be very upset.

    In lieu of flowers, please send muffins to a local charity.

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  50. un·ac·cept·a·ble
    adj.
    Not acceptable; unsatisfactory

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  51. Get well soon Bill,
    Greetings from Sweden

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  52. Take all the time you want or need Bill, you've more than earned to skip a week/month or two for no reason at all.

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  53. Hey Bill,

    Hope all is well. Hopefully you didn't try to fly with a head cold; you can blow your eardrums out like that. BTW, you were funny as hell on NESN. Looking forward to the podcast and the upcoming special.

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  54. c'mon burr. I really don't want to download your next dvd for free as a form of retaliation. We are driving friggin' cubibles out here, help us out.

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  55. I obviously meant cubicles

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  56. wow, look at these fucking pricks. It's weird it kinda feels like these people ACTUALLY fucking pay for this. Shut the fuck up you whinny cunts. How often do any of you cunts do anything for free?(wiithout bitching the whole time or without expecting a big pat on the head) Never! So shut the fuck up and listen to one of the 150+ free episodes that are a click from your chubby little fingertips away and cut Bill some fucking slack.-Guy

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  57. Oh, great. I've been wearing this black armband for no reason?

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  58. More comments when Bill is late posting a podcast than for anything else on here? Maybe Bill should set up shows where he shows up late or not at all, then more of his fancunts would show up. Just following the logic of this fucktardedness so don't read anything into it unless of course, you forget you can't read ya poiuhgbnwmjhgfqdsxvdsdfgb...

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