Bill is off the G-Cast.
Back to the original 14 listeners. Back to being the Susan Boyle of Podcasts.
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MONDAY MORNING PODCAST
OFF THE BAT
Shinglesinfo.com - Pretty fun stuff........Next Week - Rickets!
ASK BILL
Listener:
Diamonds are worthless. Fiances and future fiances are selfish.
Bill:
Full agreement. Show your fiance' Blood Diamond and/or refuse to support the torture and enslavement of small African children.
Listener:
Thanks Bill for helping him get through having triplets. Has anxiety over kids and market crash. Father's day weekend his wife tells him she doesn't love him. She slides her ring off to see if he notices. Guy is busy trying to survive. Wife goes on a date - listener immediately forgives her for sake of kids. Goes to counseling. Still sees the other guy.
Bill:
Classic woman - doesn't say shit about what is on their mind. "Why are you sending signals? Say what is on your mind!"
"Jesus Christ....what a phone call"
Bill calls the listener's ex-wife a Cunt per request.
(Please send all - "Will you call _____ a cunt for me?" requests to Bill@billburr.com)
OVERRATED/UNDERRATED
Overrated: Alfredo Sauce
Bill says: Not an Alfredo guy. Italian food 'give's a fuck'.
Underrated: Corset
Bill says: I don't hang out in saloons.
Underrated: Playoff hockey - fighting is out and they actually place
Bill says: Dude - you're not watching hockey if you think there's thuggery still in hockey. Shit is clean now. For all you fucking pussies who don't understand fighting is part of the game. Cross country skiers with rifles? Boxing - the sweet science?
Overrated: Complaining about traffic.
Bill says: I know it's not an illness but let me complain.
Overrated: The phrase 'bad test taker'. Students blaming grades on this principle - probably just retarded.
Bill says: When it doesn't count - you're good. When it does - you don't. Like Peyton Manning. Blowing it up in the finals after a full regual
Underrated: Tim Alexander - drummer for Primus
Bill says: He is the shit.
OBSCURITIES:
Muisc: The Expendables, Pelican, Ten Foot Ganja Plant, Seven Day Bridge
Lit: House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski - Huge cult following. Puzzle to read, stories and events "awesomely presented". If you wanna know what it's like to be insane.
LISTENER HOMEWORK:
When did you have the 'locking the door moment' from Bronx Tale. When did you know you were ready to give it all up for marriage?
thanks again Bill for ripping apart my ex like that. I still havent decided if I should send her a link to it. I think I'll keep that for future ammo should I need it.
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