OFF THE BAT
Lots of stuff to cover this week...
Bill kicks it off a little love for the new podcast provider.
Apparently a 'web' 'guy' is going to 'build' Bill his own 'player'.
More to come on this next week.
Bill couldn't get through Joseph 'the Note Man' Stack's Suicide Note - Full Note Here
Curling is not to be made fun of in Bill's world.
Learn to curl with the best of them. I know nothing about this chick - but she's so hot. So she'll be representing 'the best of them'.
OH JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rollen Stewart knows Jesus very well. But unlike Bill and Booze - Rollen just couldn't get off the Jesus Train.
Here's Rollen if you don't know him.
IF CRUCIFIXION WON'T KEEP JESUS DOWN - JAIL AIN'T GONNA KEEP THE RAINBOW FROM THUMBIN' UP
Also, here are some highlights in the life of Rollen Stewart, and a time line of just how much OH JESUS did for our boy Rainbow.
THIS WEEK IN FILM
This teacher allegedly abused some of her kids. She says some shit the cop doesn't dig and he does exactly what he wants to do. Slap the bitch.
This video blew up this week. Old white guy owns younger black dude on bus. (bad choice of words?)
More of the old man talking shit here.
BILL ASKS
Bad Wedding Experiences...
1. Listener's Story: Wanted to call off her own wedding around the time of the bridal shower. Stayed married for 9 years. Husband had 12 jobs in 9 years. Only had sex twice in 9 years (what the fuck?). After a few years they started doing their own things. Husband gets credit card bills with different address - likely spent money on food and comic books. Dude missed 3 b-days.Advice: The little things that annoy you will only get worse. End the wedding before the wedding.
2. Listener's Story: Court judge set to marry Doctor. Judge finds out her husband-to-be Doctor was not actually a Doctor. Practiced and performed surgery...without training....?
FBI comes to arrest. She has reception anyways.
BILL GUILTS
Bill and Lars Ulrich are teaming up to stop pirated media.
Check out www.BillAndLarsWinlessAdventure.com
or just buy a dvd HERE
or go to a show DATE
OBSCURITIES
MUSIC:
Opeth - progressive death metal
Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros - Central Park filled with Starbuck's employees and copious amounts of acid (bill reccomends desert song)
LIT:
The 48 Laws of Power - abbreviated version here
OVERRATED/UNDERRATED
Underrated:
1. Silence
2. Man's Man
3. Good Driving
4. Proof reading in emails
5. Foreign Accents - get all the ass
Overrated
1. Metro-sexuals
2. Shows about famous mother fucker's lives
3. Mass Transportation
4. Snow
5. Patient parents
ASK BILL
1. Listener: Got part time job. Going to college. Playing in band. Banging broads. Might start stand-up.
The problem? His own Sperm.
The Solution? Talk girls into abortion and an early life Vasectomy.
Bill Says: Wear a rubber. Why chance the surgery?
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