Monday March 29th, 2010 - Kill Animals, Spelling Bee & Elin the Homewrecker

You'll notice the giant picture of Bill's head is not hanging out in the header anymore.  At first I thought legal was coming down on me, because I stole the pic from Bill's page.  Turns out its Google's problem and I won't be appearing in court for copy right infringement.

OFF THE BAT

Bill would like to remind you all to start killing animals.

These bastards kill anything they want and we're tryin to save them? 

Look at this panda.  Is this even a joke?  It's like when some dude in Taiwan trains a chicken to lay an egg directly into his frying pan.  People train animals all the time and this panda totally knows how to unload rounds on anyone coming near his shit.

Message Board HEADS UP! - what Animal would you like to be mauled by?  Leave your answers for Bill to read.  Punch it when you're done

I'm going with a Grizzly Bear.  I always thought with a few good hot routes and some cuts in the backfield - I would be able to tire that thing out or just outsmart it by weaving through trees. (I'm sure generations of deer of calling bullshit).

The Theismann Injury

LET'S GET SMART AMERICA - formerly known as STRAIGHT TO THE DOME

Wouldn't you know 30 minutes after I post a 'Straight to the Dome' - Bill tells me he's got a new segment 'Let's Get Smart America'.  So here we go...

1. catalyst

2. cantalope

3. chloroform

4. penitentiary

5. aesthetics

6. infrastructure

7. succinct

8. pertinent  (we're all laughin Bill)

9. negotiate

10. dilemma

11. silhouette

BILL'S EMBARRASSING MOMENTS on the PODCAST

the Explanation point

UK CORRECTIONS

This just in.  England IS a country.  If you read the Addendum regularly - you'll notice I highlighted that on the Bill Said area to your right.  Coming full circle on the Addendum - you can't plan this shit.

OVERRATED/UNERRATED - Yeah - "I SAID IT"

"the beatles....yeah I said it...."

ELIN NORDEGREN

Elin Nordegren - home wrecker.  Basically the idea here is that Tiger could have never done all of that stuff unless he had a real good reason.

"Have you done anything?  Have you even won a swim meet?"

"You think Stedman give's a fuck?"

"That bitch is doing what everybody wants to be doing.  Absolutely nothing."

"Tiger Wood's wife is a lazy fucking twat.  That's why he cheated on her."

"You know why I don't know your name sweetheart? Cause ya never did anything!"