Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Addendum: May 3, 2010 - Gingers, Gay Moments & Polar Bear Apocalypse


In case you're new to the world wide web like Bill - I would like to remind you all that you can spell www.theMMPodcast.com - with as any combination of capital or lower case letters you can make.  

Is the domain too confusing?  I mean no one would have wanted to type out www.themondaymorningpodcast.com.  Then again I guess we're all using bookmarks these days.  Which in turn proves that it doesn't matter.  Alright - time to Addendize!

OFF THE BAT

Well Bill corrected himself right into that incorrection.  Paper PLANES Bill - you had it the first time. 

What Bill didn't tell you guys is that he is actually Ginger #4.  Look for the one making the slow motion, silent mouthing of the words - "You told?  You fucking told?" (rose bowl '08 podcast reference for all you rookies)



OVERRATED/UNDERRATED




If you don't have perfect pitch like theIntern and can't figure songs out by ear - here's a tab for Evil Walks.










GAY MOMENT of the WEEK






"Fuck yeah! I love ice cream!"

"It was a gay moment, we brushed hands and then I put a sweet treat in my mouth."

"It's worth grazing another man's hands" - in response to grape-nut ice cream.




OTHER STUFF

Bill said he was going to be on Letterman in May.  It has actually been moved to June.  

More on that next podcast.

Bill goes to Vegas - can' imagine why you wouldn't make that trip....unless you have kids and you're NOT a dead beat parent.

30 on 30 - The U






Way to be Pau...












THIS WEEK IN FILM







ASK BILL

Listener:
Bill - I'm afraid when I'm an adult I won't be able to blaze.  Do you know anyone your age or older who do smoke?
Bill:
Vaporizer - "You always went weed first....  Anyone remember crank?" - nope



Listener:
Bill - What are the rules if I'm opening for the headlining act?
Bill:
Go up and do your act in your allotted time.  You go up - you do your act and you destroy and make it hard for me.  That's the ideal.  There are some headliners out there say don't get dirty and don't fuck with the crowd.  I don't give a fuck how dirty you are - you can come in the green room and sell your shit.  Just do your time.  


Hypotheticals
Listener: 
Bill  - If something happened to your dog and she needed an operation that costs 50 grand - but there was only a 65% chance she'd live - would you do it?
Bill:
Absolutely - I'd pay twice that.  I'd mortgage my place.  She's a pit-bull.   And she'd never do 37 minutes cause she's loyal.



12 comments:

  1. Is the podcast up already? The old link is dead (http://www.billburr.com/2008/podcast.htm)
    and the new one (http://www.billburr.com/mmpc.htm) doesn't have any kind of player or spot where you can download it.

    Where are you getting it from?

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  2. http://www.billburr.com/podcast/MMPC_5-3-10_1.mp3 There's the link. Copied it from his page out of pure desperation.

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  3. Cant download that one though..anywhere to download link

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  4. Your Mom's Left NutsackMay 5, 2010 at 3:35 PM

    wow, another fucking unsubscribe/subscribe needed? good thing I think your shit is funny Bill.

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  5. I agree. I use to get it off of Zune until Gcast went down, then I listened off his site and now its getting to be more of a pain in the ass. Good thing you are funny Bill. But seriously now that iTunes is working try to get it back up on Zune.

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  6. I love the slam you put on Bill with the capital and lower case letter thing. Come on Bill, it is just embarrassing that you don't know that.

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  7. OK, here's the deal. For those who suck at computers, this is how you download the podcast even if player or update service is down.

    Go to the website mentioned before: http://www.billburr.com/podcast/MMPC_5-3-10_1.mp3

    Then when the in-browser mp3 player appears, right click on the page and you'll see an option "save as..." there you can save it to your computer and play it on whatever program you use.

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  8. Why is it such a huge deal to move your index finger and click a few buttons? Has man gotten so soft that this rises to the level of an ordeal?

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  9. Why was it such a big deal to remove the podcast from his site? It was easier that way!

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  10. because if he's going to do it for free, he should at least get the credit in itunes for how many subscribers he has, if it's on his page, the downloads don't help him get noticed

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  11. Ok this took me all week to figure out. Why the need to be so stealth with the podcast? Do we have to prove our fealty? I haven't checked the Addendum like i should. If you click the Podcast link on Bill's site it goes to http://www.billburr.com/podcast.htm You need to go to http://www.billburr.com/podcast/ Notice the slight difference? There you can subscribe to itunes or save the file. But why not just subscribe through iTunes? I wish i fucking knew.

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  12. Finally got the podcast all in one spot...except it's missing 2 episodes! February 15th & 22nd, 2010 are both gone from the podcast now. ???

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